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A Classic. Based on a real occurrence...

"I am sorry, I won't be able to see in 4 weeks' time," the doctor told Ms Lee as he glanced at his calendar. "It is Agong's birthday."

"We can schedule the appointment to see in 5 weeks, is that ok?"

Ms Lee, an executive in a small assembly plant in the capital city, was scrolling through her smartphone, looking rather perplexed.

"Why, Ms Lee?" Doctor was bewildered to see his patient's facial expression. "You won't be around? You can come and see me earlier if you have any problems."

"Err... June 4th? Agong birthday? Is that a state holiday or a national public holiday?' Ms Lee said with a straight face. "You see, I work in Selangor."

***

Another classic, may not be based on true occurrence...

Bubba, a Texan, was excited to be have won at the raffles to tour Malaysia.  As he was being toured around in a double-decker bus with his mother, a screeching siren brought the bus to a halt.

Confused, Bubba went to the driver of the bus to inquire.

"Sir, why have we stopped? Were you speeding?"

"No, Mister." the driver replied with a smile. "We have to stop for the King!"

Excitedly Bubba ran to his mother who was seated at the back of the bus.

He said, "Mamma, I told you that THE KING IS ALIVE, ELVIS PRESLEY IS ALIVE and HE IS STAYING IN MALAYSIA!"



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