FG, after having worked with many female colleagues, superiors and subordinates have come to the unshakable belief that increasing the female workforce in the country to 55% by 2015 spells trouble. It would definitely be trouble for him at home and would probably have to sleep in the kennel for the rest of his life. And definitely would not be in favourite lists of feminists who are still in the euphoria of celebrating 100 years of being deemed intelligent enough to vote for their own leaders. And they are still going on listing trying to list down their 100 best female heroes of all time.
International Women's Day was celebrated the world over on 8th March 2011. I do not know when the original idea came on celebrating the success of the women from their non-existent status in the Middle Ages or whether they meant to include transsexuals and cross-dressers in the regatta but BFM radio had interviewed many of these trapped souls and they seem to be rejoicing too!
As FG easily succumbed to their feminine persuasions, he had been taken for a ride many times by the weaker sex. You cannot really blame him for his weakness as even God's first prophet, Adam, felt weak in the knees and fell flat for the charms and lure of Eve. Little did he realise that it was actually the eve of his fall of grace from the Garden of Eden to lowly Earth and the rest is history as we know it.
Coming back to ladies in the workforce, they have come a long way by leaps and bounds from the time of WW2 when the housewives start shedding their kitchen apron, headed to the factories to send supplies to the battlefield. They have led the biggest democracy of the world and led one of the newer post-WW2 nations situated in midst of pouncing ferocious neighbours. But still...
Golda Meir (1898-1978) |
Their seemingly seamless work will take a dent when they are somehow shaken and stirred when they are newly and deeply in love. [Like P. Ramlee would say, "Gila Bayang, makan tak kenyang, tidur tak nyenyak, mandi tak basah!"] Again, if God forbid, if she does not find love when her younger colleagues are jumping in matrimony and moving in pairs, her work may suffer. Of course, lovers' quarrels have their toll as well. If wedding bells are heard, then it is time for the pre and post-wedding blues as well as honeymoon cystitis. Pregnancy will follow and may bring with it some anxious moments - morning sickness, lethargy, bleeding in early-stage, antenatal check-ups, complications of late pregnancy, confinement, time-off for lactation and the list goes on. Without proper contraceptives, the above will repeat itself pretty soon. Time away from work will be required when the new addition falls ill. With the expansion of the family and commitments, the zest to excel in work will take a back-burner.
Of course, these are all exaggerations. There are many hardworking and dedicated ladies in the workforce the entire world over. Happy International Women's Day. I thought it was Malaysian Political Tsunami Day - 8th March!
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