Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? PCD*

Just the other day, my eldest daughter asked me if I still found my wife (her mother) hot after all these years. A simple yes or no answer will suffice, right? Well, life is not so black or white. That’s lesson in Life 101!
Finding a wife is just like ordering food in a Chinese restaurant. After ordering your food, only then you discover that the food served on the next table seem to look nicer. Or like buying the latest mobile phone – just after weeks of buying your I-phone and still getting familiar with its applications, come I-phone4 with many newer features and is the talk of town. 
Love just happens! At the correct time and correct position of the stars, things just happen. Whatever changes that affects the couple does not affect either of the partner unilaterally. Everything happens in unison, naturally, in accordance to the law of nature. Just like the redistribution and increase of adipose tissues as well as climacteric changes that affect the female partner over time, their male counterpart also undergo various metamorphoses.  They not only grow older, gray, and slower in response time, reduced chivalrous gestures to familiar partner with increased abdominal girth. They also become grumpier and develop peculiar idiosyncrasies. Both parties must accept each other’s shortcomings and let it be. Do not wish for the moon and the stars, you will be zapped by a meteorite.
So, the answer to the question is an emphatic YES. Period.

*PCD is abbreviation for the female body flaunting musical group called Pussy Cat Dolls. They are the promiscuous musical icon of the post MTV generation, also called Generation-Y. Why Y? Probably because of their style of wearing their jeans almost dropping off their hips revealing the Y of the gluteal fold! The song was also featured in the movie ‘Norbit’, starred by the fast-mouthed Eddie Murphy in many roles including his 200 lb wife Norbit Respusha.

2 comments:

  1. Anneh,

    What Shoba had to say about this???

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  2. will have to wait for to view the blog and comment...

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