Nothing is sacrosanct!

Gehraiyaan (Depths, Hindi; 2022)

Director: Shakun Batra

The democratisation of movie-making has led to this - an Indian fairy tale movie made in the vein of a soft porn Western movie just to lure in India's Anglophile liberal English movie-going viewers. The only thing remotely linked to Indianness is the spoken language; otherwise, it is just like any garbage churned out of the factories in Hollywood, sex, lies, murder, and obnoxious flaunting of wealth. 

The following are the few lessons I leant from this movie:

• It is perfectly alright to have sex with your best friend's boyfriend without having a second thought or an iota of guilt;
• It appears to me that wealth is the justification for everything. After all, living life is for the experience. Doing the morally right thing does not fall anywhere near the equation;
• Two-timing is perfectly within your rights;
• Consuming alcohol is your birthright; indulge even when you are pregnant;
• DIY abortion is a no brainer; perform it in your bathroom; 
• Murder your lover and keep mum about it; you can get away from it!
• Be opinionated about everything and do not forget to blame all your follies on your parents. After all, they know nothing;
• Scold your live-in boyfriend for everything. He is your punching bag. You can scold, abuse or even an occasional whack; he would not retaliate because it is not cool for a dude to lay his finger on his beau. His toxicity just would not be justifiable.
• A live-in relationship is a perfectly acceptable living arrangement for an Indian couple, approved by their old folks.
• Treat your family like trash but do not forget your civil duties. Taking out the garbage is the most socially conscious duty one needs to perform.

Soon spaghetti tops and hot pants would be the national
 costume of the Indian diaspora, much like is what is
viewed as progressive in most metropolitan cities.

A struggling yoga instructor, Alisha, has just had it with life. Her procrastinating boyfriend, Karan, is dragging with his book venture, and the app that she is developing has not found investors. At that juncture, he hooks up with her childhood friend, Tia, and her obscenely wealthy fiance, Zain. Alisha has a dark cloud hanging over her. Her mother had hung herself, and Alisha blames her father for it. Alisha finds Zain a convenient catch who would help her find happiness. Things take a turn when a glitch with money happens.

Watch it just for the hoopla surrounding it. If you are pressed for time, watch something else. Precious time is better spent elsewhere. 

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